March 2011
Elizabeth Taylor Was Late to Her Own Funeral. →
nymag.com
The service was scheduled to begin at 2 PM but at Miss Taylor’s request started late. Miss Taylor had left instructions that it was to begin at least 15 minutes later than publicly scheduled, with the announcement, ‘She even wanted to be late for her own funeral.’
HBIC
THIS IS WHY SHE IS FOREVER IMMORTAL.
“One is never alone with a rubber duck.” - Douglas Adams



